braces

big metal torture devices that dentists use for entertainment

"Braces are used for straightening teeth, Stevie," Dr. Hyde said.

by Jordan November 14, 2003

Brofessor

A close, trusted, male friend who also provides excellent advice. From "bro" - a close male friend and "professor" - someone who is an expert in some topic.

Wow, I never thought of it that way, brofessor. Excellent answer.

by Brofessor Mark October 4, 2016

Brucesexual

Homosexual branch running down to the DEO (DropEmOff) Branch of Homosexuality. You'll find this new meaning of gay and be welcome by fellow twins. They/Them/Twin/DEO

I've been watching Bruce for a while now and I'm starting to feel homosexual. Bartholomew - No Twin, That's Brucesexual. It's normal around here. GIFT TKG Profit a sub to support all Brucesexual

by DEODicktionary July 3, 2021

Beer Braces

When, after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, a girl's fucked up teeth turn into a perfect smile.

Mark: How could you have gotten with Jody last night??
Matt: Dude, two words: Beer Braces

by Club489 November 13, 2011

boots and braces

a subculture term for wearing steeltoe boots such as doc martens or gripfast, and wearing with suspenders.

most known by the punks and skinhead genre.
oi! music

when the skinhead got dressed up, he made sure he wore his boots and braces.

by awff February 10, 2009

braces

It's a normal, calm day until you visit the dentist. They give you the horrible news- you need braces. First you have to put these little things in between your teeth. Then you have to take mold and x-rays and get on these little metal torture devices, hand made by Satan and shipped from hell itself. After two years of them being tightened and getting screamed at by your orthodonist (unless you get a not demon-possessed one), you get them off. "YAY!" you think, until they hand you your retainer, which is a pain to make sure you don't lose it whe you take it off to eat and you have to make sure to wear it or else it won't fit anymore. In short, braces are the worse things I've ever had the displeasure to wear.

"NO! ANYTHING BUT BRACES!"

by A random somebody September 21, 2005

Brobesity

When you and your bros decide to become obese together.

Cashier: welcome to Mcdonalds. How may I help you.
Bro 1: We're going into brobesity, so we'd like 36 big macs, 20 large fries.
Bro 2: And 2 DIET Cokes.

by Fatty69696969 August 14, 2012