broccoli

drunk and stoned to the point of no return. Signs of someone being broccoli is crawling on their hands and knees trying to get to the nearest bed, or staying close to the floor just trying to breathe. Do not disturb or attempt to talk to someone who is broccoli, just let them go. At this point,sexof any kind is totally out of the question.

I knew we shouldn't have smoked that joint after the bar. Look at Linda now....she is just broccoli!!

by the_trapper August 16, 2006

broccoli

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Men have the broccoli, women have the potato..together they make a yummy meal.

by TaylorAndelko April 26, 2007

broccoli

when someone tries ta front on you and sell you what he claims ta be dro but in actuality is bogus and aint even weed.

i'm in this new hood, and ask some nigga wher i could find some dro' he pulls out some broccoli, won't even let me smell it sayin' he wants a C-note for it.

by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004

broccoli

Weed,marijuana, pot, tree🌴🌴
Aka my favorite song by D.R.A.M featuring lil'Yatchy

" all she wanna do is roll that broccoli "🌿

by laura.slays March 11, 2017

Broccoli

1.) Slang for pot

2.) The vegetable that your parents always told you to eat.

1.) "Man, I'm gonna go smoke some Broccoli!"

2.) "Wise words from the departing: Eat your greens, especially Broccoli"-John Balance of Coil, "Broccoli"

by Dagon April 30, 2005

Broccoli

A nick name food weed/marijuana.

"I told the doctor I'm a healthy kid, I smoke broccoli."

by iyana m. January 5, 2017

Broccoli

The best minecraft faction on pvp.thearchon.net Amber Realm

"Broccoli is the best faction on Amber"

by 123sozloser December 16, 2019