breastfast

breastfast - (v.) ,(n.) - refers to the early part of a morning whenyour waking up and need to break your fast not with food , but with indulging in and motorboatin' the shit out of some nice big breasts. to break your fast with breasts.......breastfast ( breastfasting)

as i woke up , i looked over and saw the huge tits on the girl from last night. i decided to get up and have breastfast.

or

i seen this dude this morning in the other apartment without the blinds closed straight breastfasting on his wife

by wterasta March 11, 2010

Breasta Majesta

A term for really big breasts - can be derogatory or complimentary, depending on context. When it is said of a stranger, it tends to be used offensively (generally directed at overweight women); whereas if it is used among friends, it is more commonly an expression of mild jealousy. Guys sometimes would say it to girls who they are hitting on, but the girls don't tend to take it very well. It can also be used by older relatives to embarrass a young teen about their development (awkward)!

"Wow, that lady has a serious case of breasta majesta! Those things could knock out an elephant!"

"My cousin has proper breasta majestas, I'm so jealous..."

"That guy over there told me my boobs were breasta majestas, so I just said he was creepy and walked off."

"Well, aren't you becoming a breasta majesta, just like your dear old Auntie Maud!"

by ironic_meatloaf February 3, 2010

Useful as nipples on a breastplate

Completely useless; just for looks
Can also be said about Batman's uniform

That's about as useful as nipples on a breastplate!

by minkispunk September 11, 2011

breastgasm

Female orgasm derived from stimulation of the breasts, especially the nipples. Caused by a range of activities, from sucking to tittyfucking. Not experienced by all women.

girl 1: Wow, Corey gave me such a breastgasm last night!
girl 2: Damn girl, I can't breastgasm..

by coreius imperator February 22, 2009

breastraunt

a food service establishment that features scantily clad women.

This hot chick with really huge knockers waited on me today at the breastraunt.

by a.j. rosales November 28, 2003

Breastaliser

A drunkeness test that can be used on men, which is much cheaper than a breathaliser. All you need to do to judge how much he's had to drink is to get a girl with large boobs to ask him a question and then see how long it takes him to look up at her face and answer.

1 second is normal
2 seconds is about 3 pints
3 or more is hammered

"Dude, you look a bit drunk, I think I'd better drive."

"Nah, don't be stufid, I'm prefectly okydoke to, um, drive."

"No way man I'd better use the breastaliser on you. Michelle, get your ass over here!"

by Wingy August 1, 2006

breastaholic

A breastaholic is one who holds the Breast above all else; The most important, beautiful and sexy part of a woman's physique. Breastaholics care little for or about anything else than big, bouncy, perfect breasts. A true breastaholic will use this as his lone quality in choosing a mate/porn star.

Susan had cheated on Tom every week for the past six years with a different man each week. However, as Tom is a breastaholic, he wasn't capable of pulling himself away from Susan's perfectly shaped D tits.

by Stinkoman'd! December 14, 2008