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Breastaliser

A drunkeness test that can be used on men, which is much cheaper than a breathaliser. All you need to do to judge how much he's had to drink is to get a girl with large boobs to ask him a question and then see how long it takes him to look up at her face and answer.

1 second is normal
2 seconds is about 3 pints
3 or more is hammered
"Dude, you look a bit drunk, I think I'd better drive."

"Nah, don't be stufid, I'm prefectly okydoke to, um, drive."

"No way man I'd better use the breastaliser on you. Michelle, get your ass over here!"
by Wingy August 1, 2006
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breastaholic

A breastaholic is one who holds the Breast above all else; The most important, beautiful and sexy part of a woman's physique. Breastaholics care little for or about anything else than big, bouncy, perfect breasts. A true breastaholic will use this as his lone quality in choosing a mate/porn star.
Susan had cheated on Tom every week for the past six years with a different man each week. However, as Tom is a breastaholic, he wasn't capable of pulling himself away from Susan's perfectly shaped D tits.
by Stinkoman'd! December 14, 2008
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beastality

what happens when idiots try to spell "bestiality".
by ides March 29, 2003
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breastaurant

A restaurant, such as Hooters, that serves both food and breasts.
Hey Dad, since Mom is out of town, can we go to the breastaurant?
by Ants July 18, 2003
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breastamorphosis

The process that occurs when a flat-chested girl you once knew later blossoms into a large natural breasted woman.
Chris: Hey, you remember Amanda from middle school?
Gregg: You mean, the flat-chested one?
Chris: Yea, look at her now.
Gregg: Damn! She must've went through a breastamorphosis.
by GTab July 25, 2008
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breastologist

A specialist in the study of women'sbreasts; One who tests the weight, shape, size, taste and bounce of women's breasts.
After four years of intense study, Jorge became a breastologist
by Sy Lopez January 9, 2008
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breastaurant

A male-oriented restaurant where the servers' bodacious, natural cleavage is never on the menu--but always in voluminous supply. Daisy Dukes in various forms (denim, khaki, Lycra) function to round out the servers' assets.

Openly admiring these women is an unspoken, but completely sanctioned, activity by all parties involved: owners, managers, servers, and patrons.

(With apologies to Yoda), "The force of booblevision is strong yes?"

Breastaurants are in a class by themselves. They are certainly above the mainstream in terms of atmosphere, but will never be considered fine dining by pretentious elitists who value "ambiance" (pronounced OM-bee-ahnse) over ample portions of, well... everything.

Breastaurant atmosphere is both fun and titillating. It gives new meaning to the phrase: "Let's head to the mountains!" Likewise, the food is a carnivore's delight.

As such, breastaurants send out a vibe that wards off feminists, vegans, and queer men in a TWO block radius.

See also: brestaurant, breastraunt.
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The Metroplex area really has it going on when it comes to breastaurant selection.

Between Twin Peaks, Bone Daddy's and Hooters, one can keep abreast of some of the finest female forms that America has to offer world humanity. Breastaurants should be declared "UNESCO World Heritage" sites.

UNESCO DELEGATE: "I agree! Twins, twins everywhere, it's a bodacious breastacular!

In my country of Crapistan the waitresses all wear BURQAS for Pete's sake! Oy vey."
by One Stark Reality May 26, 2009
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