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bathing a cat

No matter what you do, you can't win. A situation so fucked up that it's pointless to try to fix it.
When my wife walked in on me and my girlfriend (who thought i was single), I figured it was best not to talk. It would be like bathing a cat
by Da Man too June 30, 2008
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Bathing Suit Shorts

When you run out of shorts and you have start wearing bathing suits as shorts.
Once summer time starts the Bathing Suit Shorts season starts also.
by Gimaf December 18, 2012
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Smokronized breathing

smokronized breathing is when you dont smoke and your standing next to someone who is and you breath out just when they do and breath in just when they breath in. Therefore, reducing the amount of smoke you inhale; reducing second hand smoke
Dude, when i stood next to sammy who smokes religiously, i had to practice smokronized breathing because it made me wanna gag everytime i breathed in a bunch of smoke
by bananaman321 April 12, 2011
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smokronized breathing

When you are standing next to somebody smoking and you breath out/in in perfect synchrony with them so that you minimize the amount of smoke you inhale therefore reducing second hand smoke
Dude, I have never smoked in my life and the thought of it makes me gag so when I was forced to stand next to Sammy, who smokes religiously, I had to use my smokronized breathing skills.
by bananaman321 April 6, 2011
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Manual Breathing

Conscient, manual breathing (as opposed to unconscient, automatic breathing), where you directly control your inhaling and exhaling. Gets really annoying if it lasts.
"Manual breathing."
"OH NOES, I HATE YOU D:"
by H1R1 June 26, 2009
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bratting

Being a brat. Involves childish teasing, pranks, and other naughtiness from spanko bottoms, with the intent of provoking a top.
She kept bratting all evening until she finally got a good spanking.
by euphemizer September 20, 2014
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day bathing

The act of taking a bath during daylight hours.
I called around 4 PM to see if she wanted to hang out after work and she was day bathing! What a diva!

The only reason I was day bathing was because my muscles were sore from yesterday's workout.
by TeaInTheMoment June 2, 2018
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