A reference to Roger Goodell in his younger years. In today's terms, a Bracktard is someone who would be a terrible commissioner of a fantasy football league, imposing ridiculous rules and not including a waiver wire.
by God Hates You July 22, 2014
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I was supposed to call Roy Blount, Jr. for an interview at 10 a.m. PST, but I had a brainfart, forgot how to tell time, and managed to call him at 6:00 a.m. PST. I feel like an idiot.
by MadisonU December 9, 2008
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by Nothingofyourinterest March 6, 2013
Get the Britard mug.-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"
-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"
-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"
by djgringo June 16, 2010
Get the Bratarded mug.- an NFL fan that exaggerates Tom Brady’s role in team accomplishments & relies on narrative over facts to create a verifiably false narrative that Tom Brady has had to do more heavy lifting for his team over his career than is actually verifiable with facts
- a sports fan who overstates Tom Brady’s production and abilities as an NFL QB primarily based on statistical data or facts that are the result of things outside of Tom Brady’s role as QB
- a sports fan who overstates Tom Brady’s perception as a professional athlete in order to side-step the fact that he is inferior to his peers when it comes to his level of performance that he actually has control over, I.E. passing, taking sacks, throwing INTs, points per drive on offense, etc.
- a sports fan who overstates Tom Brady’s production and abilities as an NFL QB primarily based on statistical data or facts that are the result of things outside of Tom Brady’s role as QB
- a sports fan who overstates Tom Brady’s perception as a professional athlete in order to side-step the fact that he is inferior to his peers when it comes to his level of performance that he actually has control over, I.E. passing, taking sacks, throwing INTs, points per drive on offense, etc.
Saying “Tom Brady does the most with less” or “Tom Brady could throw for 4,000 yards with random people off the street” is a typical Bradytard statement.
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Get the Tanner Braungardt mug.Where everyone is either a yahhh dooood, a skanky ass hoe, or a pothead. Thinking about getting shitfaced is the only thing that keeps you motivated throughout the school week. People know about your weekend before Monday even rolls around. W"The Bridge", "The Rock", "The Outback", "The Beach Spot", "Party to the left", "GMa's House", "The Dam", "The Spot", "The Craitor", etc. are the places to be. You can find Mr. Swanton & Friends running around like madmen @ BHS on their walkie-talkie's. In order to fit in you must own maximum articles of Abercrombie&Fitch. Common words such as "ruueee" "geeeek" "reeeep" and "dudeee" are used excessivly. Instead of saying "ummm.." in between your words, you say "fuckkinnng.." Braintree's football team is MUCH better than Weymouths. You technicaly wouldn't even need to shower during the school week, you could just stand under one of the leeks in the ceiling of our school. We live by the PRIDE statement...Freshman girls are gaurenteed multiple bitching outs. You automatically look like a slut for wearing a skirt, and to make it even worse Mrs. Kelly WILL find you. Here in Braintree you can find drama any time and place.
dude, go call Ryan from Braintree..his weed's mad goood.
OMG, John told me that Sarah told him that she heard Lucy and Tony talking about how they both overheard Lindsay whispering to Jack about the note Jack found from Lisa to Mike about how they've secretly been hooking up?? Michelle's going to killll Lisa!!
OMG, John told me that Sarah told him that she heard Lucy and Tony talking about how they both overheard Lindsay whispering to Jack about the note Jack found from Lisa to Mike about how they've secretly been hooking up?? Michelle's going to killll Lisa!!
by Dr. Kurzberg June 21, 2006
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