braces

big metal torture devices that dentists use for entertainment

"Braces are used for straightening teeth, Stevie," Dr. Hyde said.

by Jordan November 14, 2003

Square Brackets

The thing used to link other words with

You can use the square brackets to link other words. For example, booty will become booty.

by MyBigFatBoobs January 25, 2020

Donkey-brained

A term coined by the great Charlie Kelly meaning someone who possesses inferior intelligence and a lack of common sense, similar to a donkey, or activity that would suggest such.

Dennis eating cereal while driving was completely Donkey-brained.

by TurkTurkleton June 6, 2013

Beer Braces

When, after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, a girl's fucked up teeth turn into a perfect smile.

Mark: How could you have gotten with Jody last night??
Matt: Dude, two words: Beer Braces

by Club489 November 13, 2011

boots and braces

a subculture term for wearing steeltoe boots such as doc martens or gripfast, and wearing with suspenders.

most known by the punks and skinhead genre.
oi! music

when the skinhead got dressed up, he made sure he wore his boots and braces.

by awff February 10, 2009

braces

It's a normal, calm day until you visit the dentist. They give you the horrible news- you need braces. First you have to put these little things in between your teeth. Then you have to take mold and x-rays and get on these little metal torture devices, hand made by Satan and shipped from hell itself. After two years of them being tightened and getting screamed at by your orthodonist (unless you get a not demon-possessed one), you get them off. "YAY!" you think, until they hand you your retainer, which is a pain to make sure you don't lose it whe you take it off to eat and you have to make sure to wear it or else it won't fit anymore. In short, braces are the worse things I've ever had the displeasure to wear.

"NO! ANYTHING BUT BRACES!"

by A random somebody September 21, 2005

Bracketitis

Affliction where you constantly check you NCAA tournament bracket to see how you are doing in your pool.

I have Bracketitis so bad I tell my wife I am looking at porn so she does not think less of me.

by Fatrazmo April 7, 2011