Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets

Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.

Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.

by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024

Fuck No Boys cuz that’s gay

It’s the next tier in fuck boy world
They aren’t fuck boys cuz they don’t fuck boys but they dont fuck boys cuz that’s gay

Girl 1:Holy shit! Look at that fuck boy
Girl 2:No way girl, he Fuck No Boys cuz that’s gay
Girl 1: I’m wet

by JacksonFucksYourMom May 7, 2018

What's up boys?

A phrase used when someone is hitting or trying to get with another girl. Macin on girl.

Me: I walked by ben earlier today, and he was all over katie.

Mason: Oh yeah? What'd u say?

Me: I yelled out What's up boys? And he shot me a glare.

by The Big Nasty Deller October 6, 2012

it's bathtime boys

A cannibal's website called www.blackpeoplemeat.com. Grandpa using...gra...grandma's ash urn...as a....fleshlight.

It's bathtime boys, bamboo!

by bathtime boy January 11, 2016

What's good boys?

Official greeting of awesomeness used to "sup" the bros in the house.

*Walk in the door* "What's good boys?"

by Bromanderatorator January 18, 2011

Let's go boys!

A fun way to get the whole squad hype and to get the team spirit up

Let's go boys! we just got a victory royale! Showing excitement and superiority and aura

by Sigmarizzler82 May 9, 2025

Saturday's are for the boys

A Holiday that falls on every weekend that is specifically designated for the boys.

Liam's girlfriend- babe can we hang out this Saturday?
Liam- sorry babe, but Saturday's are for the boys.
Liam then shotguns a can of beer and screams add pucksnaps03 on Snapchat.

by Huck the buck bud May 22, 2017