bowelvoiding

To have a bowel movement thereby emptying the colon.
In otherwords, take a dump.

One always feels better after bowelvoiding.

by jpg3 December 2, 2011

Progressive Bowel Movement

Liberals & Libtards that subscribe to the idea & notion of "Progressive Politics" and are still hurt & having a nuclear melt-down because their girl sea-hag Hillary lost the 2016 Presidential election. At present, the aforementioned "movement" can be considered circling the bowl as it were. (Toilet flushing noise....)

You can't or won't admit that you're a regular Libtard but call yourself a Progressive instead? Funny, the progressive bowel movement is going the way of the dodo and printed newspaper there buddy!

by SwimSomewhereElse February 7, 2017

boney meat-tower

Name for a penis

All around general insult

Used when describing canned salmon

"Ey yo girl you wanna climb up on my boney-meat tower?"

"Yo I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower"

by GeneralSam123 November 15, 2016

Bogey Dope

A term used by the United States Air Force to request target information. Typically from an AWACS

Pilot: Overlord, Pontiac 1-1, request Bogey Dope

AWACS: Pontiac 1-1, Overlord, BRA, 231, for 20, at 7,000' flanking

by StiffNipps69 April 24, 2020

Runners bowels

(noun) Refers to the unmistakeable urge to to take an explosive shit after ones participation in a running related athletic activity, such as cross country or track. Usually amplified by consuming large amounts of food or water

After completing the marathon, Matt had a bad case of runners bowels and dashed to the nearest port a potty.

by Joshie G. April 23, 2010

bowel towels

Toilet paper.

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.

by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

Jim Bowen Syndrome

People with this syndrome feel the need to talk absolute bollocks all the time.

Jim Bowen Syndrome Sufferer: Your wife is dead. Lovely, smashing, super...

by Jonny December 26, 2008