bookman

One who sells educational books door to door.
Someone who is richer and more confident than you are because they sold books for the summer instead of sitting on their ass.

I rock you because i saw 3 hot moms today!
Don't you ever die you good looking bookman!

by mort utley August 25, 2008

Macon Bookmark

After sex, shit in any book and leave.

I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.

by 1_SHOt March 25, 2009

bookpack

A false mixture of the words "bookbag" and "backpack" that is commonly said by foreign students.

Sophia: Can you believe it? A whole bookpack was stolen from studio!

by BAR115 December 3, 2013

Bookmarking

When a person isn't you're boyfriend or girlfriend, you aren't even dating them, but you keep coming back to them, and you're holding out for someone better.

She thought she could do better so was bookmarking the nice guy for rainy days and lonely nights.

by NakedElmo May 12, 2018

boomph

CB radio term. To smash a CB puppet outta the box. When puppets and baby radios are jumpin' up and down on the freuqency like nobody's business, you just gotta drop the maul on 'em, assuming you're a monstah station. This is called boomphing. This shuts 'em up. Here's how to do it:

Let's say a puppet is jumpin' up and down on your receive. You are tryin' to say top o' the fine to a distant radio station out there on the 40 channel MHz band. But this puppet scratchin' bullshit artist is makin' all kinds o' noise on the band. Being a monstah station, you crush receives of all kinds. So you just key up, pump up the volume with a little bit o' modugotz, crank up the audio drivers, man, and drop the maul on the skwakin' puppet who's usin' a baby radio. BOOOMMMPPPPHH! And he's gone!

PUPPET: "Blah, blah, blah."

MONSTAH STATION: "Eh, yaw nuttin' but a piece o' gahbidge baby radio . You're the biggest bullshit artist of all of 'em out there. BOOMPH!!!! And yaw gone!

by The Unit "151" September 9, 2006

boomphlet

When you shart while sitting and the bubble of gas gets trapped between your taint and ballsack. The bubble then creeps under your nut, lifting it, and pops- making it drop to your seat, releasing the "boomph" noise.

Bro my nut is sore from that rank boomphlet I just snapped out.

by AaronandJake March 8, 2017

Bookmobile

A bookmobile or mobile library is a large vehicle designed for use as a library. They are designed to hold books on shelves so that when the vehicle is parked the books can be accessed by readers. They usually have sufficient space so that people can also sit and read books inside them.

So what do you do?

I'm a Bookmobile driver.

That sucks.

Yeah..

by HOV Lane June 3, 2010