honkus of the bonkus

A sickness or illness, the cause which can either be known or undetermined. eg. - a bad cold, the flu, etc.

"I won't be coming for a visit, I have honkus of the bonkus."

by OldCoot54 October 8, 2011

Bonkus

Used when something is crazy or cool and can be used instead of poggers

Joe: yo that was so poggers am I right?

Chad: don’t you mean bonkus?

by Epicgamer January 10, 2021

bonkus of the konkus

When you get hit on the head, bonked on the cranium. Hyperbolically, when your brain is scrombled and you're somehow out of commission. Originally from a Popeye comic panel.

Poor Popeye has bonkus of the konkus. Olive Oyl fainted when she heard the sad news.

by KidSister94 April 24, 2023

bonkability

really sexy person or either gender

hey man I could go for that one,bonkability plus.

by the bratt July 15, 2006

bonkbuster

A blockbuster movie with alorra sexual scenes in it! .

that film, Eyes Wide Shot .

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Bonkus

a very unusual alien with a very big head, long arms, short legs and claw hands.

also used as describing a weird cunt

Holy shit sus the Bonkus

by Honkus Bonkus November 6, 2018

bonkulamingi

Bonkulamingi is a sub term for bangdanghankaroos and is the word used to describe breasts, of any gender, that are too small to be labelled as bangdanghankaroos. Though smaller in size, bonkulamingi are still very firm and squishy to the touch, they are just smaller in volume. One doctor even went as far to state they taste better then their bigger counterparts... what kind of doctor says that anyways?

Doctor: “Ms. Warner, your bonkulamingi seem to be healthy, but they have a slight taste of sugar and coconut.”
Ms. Warner: “Doctor, may I ask why you had to do a taste test?”

by GarretJohnson November 16, 2018