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a very unusual alien with a very big head, long arms, short legs and claw hands.

also used as describing a weird cunt
Holy shit sus the Bonkus
Bonkus by Honkus Bonkus November 6, 2018
a large bonkus
Hey, that's a big o'l bonkus you got there.
bonkus by saucesaucesauce January 17, 2014

bonkus of the konkus 

When you get hit on the head, bonked on the cranium. Hyperbolically, when your brain is scrombled and you're somehow out of commission. Originally from a Popeye comic panel.
Poor Popeye has bonkus of the konkus. Olive Oyl fainted when she heard the sad news.

Wonkus Bonkus 

A word that has basically no meaning at all. It just fits in a lot of situations.
James: I hate this place.
Timmy: I know right this is wonkus bonkus
Wonkus Bonkus by jimmy 445 January 11, 2021

Thicc bonkus

A thicc spiked medieval rolling pin designed to bonk bad beans off the map
Example: "oh my god my friend just got bonked off the map by the thicc bonkus!"
Thicc bonkus by Buddy pall October 25, 2020

honkus of the bonkus 

A sickness or illness, the cause which can either be known or undetermined. eg. - a bad cold, the flu, etc.
"I won't be coming for a visit, I have honkus of the bonkus."
honkus of the bonkus by OldCoot54 October 8, 2011
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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