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Used when something is crazy or cool and can be used instead of poggers
Joe: yo that was so poggers am I right?

Chad: don’t you mean bonkus?
Bonkus by Epicgamer January 10, 2021
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a very unusual alien with a very big head, long arms, short legs and claw hands.

also used as describing a weird cunt
Holy shit sus the Bonkus
Bonkus by Honkus Bonkus November 6, 2018
a large bonkus
Hey, that's a big o'l bonkus you got there.
bonkus by saucesaucesauce January 17, 2014

bonkus of the konkus 

When you get hit on the head, bonked on the cranium. Hyperbolically, when your brain is scrombled and you're somehow out of commission. Originally from a Popeye comic panel.
Poor Popeye has bonkus of the konkus. Olive Oyl fainted when she heard the sad news.

Wonkus Bonkus 

A word that has basically no meaning at all. It just fits in a lot of situations.
James: I hate this place.
Timmy: I know right this is wonkus bonkus
Wonkus Bonkus by jimmy 445 January 11, 2021

Thicc bonkus

A thicc spiked medieval rolling pin designed to bonk bad beans off the map
Example: "oh my god my friend just got bonked off the map by the thicc bonkus!"
Thicc bonkus by Buddy pall October 25, 2020

honkus of the bonkus 

A sickness or illness, the cause which can either be known or undetermined. eg. - a bad cold, the flu, etc.
"I won't be coming for a visit, I have honkus of the bonkus."
honkus of the bonkus by OldCoot54 October 8, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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