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Barnification

1. The idea that we all don't advance much above that stupid Barney the Dinosaur song, "I love you..." The most popular "musicans" sing simple stupid songs while gyrating around the stage in strange outfits putting on bizarre performances, distracting people from the fact that they have no actual musical talent...Yet everyone sings along as if it's brilliant, just like three year olds to Barney.
2. The ability of people to do or believe whatever everyone else is telling them to do or believe without thinking for themselves
Watching Rianna drag her finger along the bottom string of a guitar while people in the audience were "awed" by her guitar playing talent, I realized Barnification was in full force.
by Keelster August 14, 2010
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Brosification

The process through which a neighborhood becomes more friendly to bro culture (brosified). Similar to gentrification, but more laid back. Common indicators of brosification include increased frequency of high-fives, shirtless men, and an inexplicable growth in the popularity of singer-songwriters with acoustic guitars. Brosification of an area generally occurs following long-term hipster infestation. Once an area has been suitably deemed “hip” long enough for the general population to notice, ordinary people and college students will begin to visit the area more frequently to consume its culture. Though they are often considered slower than the rest of the pack, bros have an innate sense of where the party at. It is unclear whether hipsters depart brosified districts because they are no longer cool, or are pushed out by the overt demonstrations of affection and popular culture preferred by the bros, but hipster populations decline in direct correlation to brosification. There is no known method to reverse the effects of brosification. Once there are enough bars and other venues to satisfy a tour of bros, they will not leave the area except for occasional trips to the beach and/or outdoor music festivals. Further study of this phenomenon is highly recommended in order to understand the larger implications to society.
This neighborhood has seen some serious brosification, man. Bros, shirtless bros everywhere.
by toezilla August 8, 2014
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ebonification

The modern-day raping, deconstruction, and reconstitution of our cherished idioms and expressions. For example, "Back in the good old days," has become, "Back in the day." Suggesting that there was only one day in existence prior to the present. And "I don't believe you just did that," has become "Oh, no you didn't," which is meaningless because, obviously, they have indeed.
The ebonification of the age-old expression has rendered it nonsensical.
by Artcre8or May 6, 2006
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Bobification

When a creator of a derivative work changes things for no apparent reason, such as a video game sequel changing perfectly good character designs. Often accompanied by mindless defending from the fandom at large. Named after Toys for Bob, developer of Spyro Reignited Trilogy and Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time.
After a successful Bobification, our purple boi Spyro has been Bobified.
by Ass Studdert October 15, 2020
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Bonitization

The act of ridiculously rough sexual intercourse with an extremely hot woman. In verb form it is known as: to Bonitize
C1: hey dude ya know that chick lisa that we met at the beach the other day surfing?
C2: ya
C1: well dude she just texted me and told me that she wanted to bonitize me
C2: thats sick dude text her back and say lets
C1: dude I'm psyched for the bonitization tonight
by Samuel I Patterson October 24, 2008
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nonification

It means notification. But said with a really heavy French accent
My mums *nonification* is really loud cause she’s deaf
by JustALittleFrenchBoy April 3, 2023
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bonerficationism

(v.) to have, be having, or to be in a state of erectness
i will commence in my bonerficationism
by Mafiaman September 1, 2008
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