bollard

ginormous testicle

That squirrel has retractable bollards.

by choodlin June 6, 2019

bollard

Eating more than you're own body weight in cakes and buns within the course of a day.

I'm so hungover I could do a bollard

by Chicken Sticks August 22, 2003

billards

another name for a mans balls

i just kisked tha guy in the billards

ah! right in the billards

by billardsofsteal January 7, 2012

pocket billards

One mans way of thinking with his testicles.

Hands placed in pockets playing with his testicles.
im gonna have to pocket billards this one (think it through)

by MichaelQLD February 17, 2008

Bollarding

When couples go around and have romantic times with illuminated bollards, often on dangerous junctions whilst taking selfies

Check out those beautiful set of twin illuminated bollards, Shorty...let's go and do some bollarding

by pusscat4shorty November 17, 2020

bollard

A unit of measurement of time, specifically calculated as the amount of time a newly erected bollard will stand successfully on 3rd Ave in Phoenix before being destroyed by another terrible Arizona driver. Equivalent to 3.2 earth days.

“9,923 bollards ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.” -- Abraham Lincoln, probably...

by Derek Giff September 10, 2021

bollard

A unit of measurement of time, specifically calculated as the amount of time a newly erected bollard will stand successfully on 3rd Ave in Phoenix before being destroyed by yet another terrible Arizona driver. Equivalent to 3.2 earth days.

“9,923 bollards ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.” -- Abraham Lincoln, probably...

by Derek Giff September 10, 2021