Homo-blivious

A person's inability to realize their homosexual orientation, despite the witnessing by others to their condition.

Mr. Smith tried to kiss me last nite.
Really? What did you do?
I told him I'm not gay, and he asked me if that meant I thought he was.
Wow! The guy's homo-blivious for sure!

by Wordmeister 5000 December 1, 2010

Broligious

When a guy fakes being religious in order to get ladies. A broligious guy will post bible verses on social networking websites, go to "religious" youth groups, and possibly attend church (just as long as the lad(y/ies) he wants to score on is/are there). He will never have any intention whatsoever of applying the things he has posted, learned, or preached in his real life.

Side effects may include but are not limited to: Hypocrisy, Sinning, Douchiness, (Damnation?)

Bro 1: "Yo bro, you should become broligious with me. Bro 3 did it a few months ago and he's choppin' like hell."

Bro 2: "BRO! let's doooo it! Bro 3 is my Bro!"

Bro 1 and Bro 2: "KNUCKS!"

by madhints January 18, 2011

Captain Oblivious

A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.

Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.

"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"

By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!

by bliumchik June 3, 2009

brolivious

Being oblivious to the actions or desires of one's bros.

I was waiting for this chick to come sit down with me, but brolivious took the seat instead.

by pontiomni November 7, 2012

Oblivious

Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.

Phineas is oblivious to Isabella's everyday flirting.

by TheUltimateWiseFerb August 31, 2019

Oblivious

Unaware.

Someone who's aware that they are an asshole is not oblivious to who and what they are.

by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020

oblivious

ADJ. Not having a keen conscious awareness; Lacking memory (forgetful)

1. Bush is oblivious to budget disaster.

2. It certainly takes some degree of obliviousness for someone who has
invited himself over to your table to recognize that he is unwelcome.

by Steve Beger March 12, 2004