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bass boffer

A person who would stick his cock in a fishes mouth. Usually a southerner.
Bubba the bass boffer 's sister caught him fucking a largemouth bass and decided to help him with his predickament.
by jazzballer March 10, 2016
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Buffer Nut

When you're jacking off to porn and when the video stops to buffer you become too impatient for the video to resume so you just cum during the buffer screen.
"Dude I was watching this Dillion Harper vid last night on my phone but I only had 4G."

"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"

"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."

"Sick dude, let's blow each other."
by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 21, 2018
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Boner Buffer

An individual on the set of a porno film who helps the male star prepare for his scene.

A friend who constantly talks about what you should do with your girlfriend. Usually in a sexual connotation.
Colin! Stop being such a boner buffer.
by LGUNNER October 31, 2009
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Buffer Guest

A buffer guest is a close friend that you invite to a party ten or 15 minutes before the rest of the guests are scheduled to arrive. This guest or group of guests is meant to 1) make it seem like the party has already begun and good times are to be had and 2) make it less awkward in case someone you don't know particularly well arrives before everyone else.
I invited Jona over as a buffer guest in case Tim or Josh came over early, because I don't really have a lot in common with them
by violentfemme May 2, 2009
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veef beffer

In a game of scribble.io, Smii7y, Kryoz, and Wildcat were guessing words that had been in it. When BigJigglyPanda was drawing a word, Kryoz answered veef beffer. Smii7y and Wildcat were dying laughing.
by Me like Monke February 6, 2021
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buffer urinal

The requisite one urinal minimum you put between you and any other men who may be pissing at a row of urinals. It's a courtesy thing, and it's about proximity more than line of sight: shame shields don't obviate the need for a buffer urinal.

Of course, when you're in a situation where the buffer is impossible because there are more men than there are urinals (sporting events, concerts, etc.), the buffer urinal no longer applies.
I took my place in the row, making sure to leave a buffer urinal between me and the blonde.
by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004
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Boaferline

The line formed in a fat guy's belly by years of wearing a tight belt.
Wow, check out that boaferline on Steve Bannon.
by ReturnofTink November 14, 2018
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