board

Short for skateboard, snowboard, wakeboard, surfboard, and any other word the contains "board". Was shortened because it rolls off the tounge easier and sounds better in a sentence.

That guy was grinding and his board snapped and he sacked himself

by Andrew Jerabek August 14, 2006

The boards

How idiotic person says Boardwalk.

"I'm going to the boards guys."

by randomguy123469076 August 24, 2016

board

In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, the community cards dealt face up on the table.

"With two aces on board, there was no way I could call his all-in with just my pocket deuces."

"When my third six hit the board, I knew I had him."

by Coell May 12, 2005

board

Used by some of my friends to describe a map or level in a video game. Usually used when talking about said map or expressing opinion about that map.

Dude 1: "I love playing on this board"
Dude 2: "That's because it's the only one you can win on."

by JJB February 14, 2005

Boarding

The point where one cannot hold her their bowel movement, typically diarhea. The body stiffens up like a wooden board, hence the name 'boarding'.

Quick movements while boarding may cause one to shit their pants. Famously discussed by former Dodger's pitcher George Brett regarding an incident of food poisoning in the Las Vegas strip.

Mike and Dave both started boarding shortly after over-eating at McDonalds.

by UofPittEE July 20, 2009

board

1. Skateboard
2. Message board (especially an online message board)

1. He brought his board to class and left it under his chair until lunch.

2. If you're trying to practice a new language, find a board in that language.

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

Boards

Hip slang for the night club Billboards.

Dude are we hitting up Boards tonight or what?

by keachy December 13, 2016