BLURPING

A vaginal blood clot during a menstrual cycle added with a bad fart asshole
pain.

She is blurping right now.

by FRANCESCAVARFALLMEEVA September 7, 2022

Blurping

That moment when you wake up, stand up, and a tidal wave of your fucking period blood gushes out of your vagina.

I blurping last night and woke up on the Japanese flag.

by caitasaurus95 June 20, 2011

Burpling

Inhaling a fart out of a lovely ladies willing ass.

"Hey you know Ted right? Yeah well he convinced his Girlfriend into burpling last night, now he has strepthroat."

by Oberg April 22, 2006

Blurpin

Blurpin is the female version of the Blumpkin, in which a female sits on a toilet and recieves oral sex as she poops.

Dude, I was blurpin my girlfriend when she was texting on the phone.

by Avery199 July 23, 2011

Blumpalingus

The practice by which a person enacts the process of cunalingus whilst the receiver passes a stool on the toilet.

Derrick likes giving Sara blumpalingus.

by lock & lock March 22, 2011

Blurping

Sticking your tongue out and blowing, making noise through vibrations of the tongue only or adding voice.

The little boy was very rude, he was blurping at the shopkeeper.

by Voicemoments July 30, 2018

blurpskin

When your sitting on the crapper, getting a blow job, and taking a crap at the same time.

Guy 1:Dude! I so got a blurpskin last night!

Guy 2:Uh....yeah, that would be great if you would've just told me you got head dude. I didn't need to know the other half...

by Popcon77 February 9, 2009