blumplestiltskin

N., A person who offers up her first child in order to get a blumpkin from a little person.

John became a blumplestiltskin when he agreed to give Ruth, the midget, his first-born child in return for a much-needed blumpkin.

by Blumpity blump January 23, 2009

blummies

Blummies is a mixture of blood and cummies.

Wow! I gave that twink a strawberry milkshake and gave him blummies!

by Wtfgaylittlejeff October 12, 2020

blumpieality

recieving a blumpie while engaging in beastiality, i.e. getting a blumpie from a farm animal such as a sheep or pig

Man i cant believe i got that goat to give me a blumpieality last night

by Rocco Cocko III April 25, 2010

blumpest

the act of preforming blumpy on another individual.

she was an extreem blumpest, she preformed blumpy so well she gained the national blumpest title

by cabron May 13, 2005

Bumpies

The practice, encouraged by social services and some psychologists, for children to use a plush toy to masturbate to release sexual tension in hopes that they won't act out.

Get out of my room, I'm doing my bumpies!

by Bumpies! June 11, 2011

Blumplestiltskin

The act of receiving a rim job while urinating in a urinal. The antonym of blumpkin.

Stacy's mom gave me a really nice blumplestiltskin.

Sorry I peed on your faced during that blumplestiltskin.

by Masterboneme June 17, 2014

blumplestiltskin

A lazy person. A bum.

A: What did you do today?
B: Nothing. Slept til 2. Ate some pizza bites. Laid around.
A: What a blumplestiltskin.

by NegativeCreep February 27, 2008