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bluetooth

Used mostly to look cool, though it succeeds best in making normal people look stupid and/or crazy.
Sam: Whoa, check out the guy yelling at that palm tree. Is he mental?

Kevin: Nah, that's just some loser talking on his Bluetooth.
by Subterfuge April 1, 2008
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bluetooth

A super dumbass communication piece. Cyborg Morons continuously roam around retail establishments in circles mumbling, sometimes yelling to someone on the other end of the line about rediculous things. The light show "rave-ear" blinks and flutters as the Cyborg demands assistane in the store. I hope your Bluetooth develops a cavity.
Lance, being a fool as he is, purchaced a Bluetooth and now is real excited to receive telephone calls about absolutely nothing. Putting you on hold for yet another call, his cyborg head suddenly explodes!
by Fredersss October 7, 2006
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bluetooth

somebody who drinks a lot of wine. then grins and prays.
"They are the epitome of a bluetooth."
by Krkič October 2, 2020
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bluetooth

The act of performing oral sex with the use of teeth resulting in blue balls and an irritated member. The irritated member the prevents ejaculation resulting in prolonged exposure to blue balls.
"Dude, Adriana gave me a bluetooth and I've been throbbing for a week."
"After a night of hardcore laxing, natty light, and hours of bluetooth i woke up this morning to a bloody dick and sore balls"
by thebeefybanana September 1, 2011
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bluetooth

when a bunch of guys sleep with a girl when they're all together and they all have a go
"fancy bluetooth?"
by teniqua April 22, 2009
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Bluetooth

Wireless networking protocol, which allows cell phones, computers, palm devices, and some automobiles to automatically syncronize, and share data.
I got a new Bluetooth enabled Cell phone, with a wireless handsfree headset. It let me download all my contacts from my computer, into my phonebook.
by Aaron November 22, 2004
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Bluetooth On

When your teacher makes you turn on Bluetooth on your device so they can monitor your screen
Mrs. Comer-Jaworski always told us to make sure we have our Bluetooth on
by Randy Cochran October 18, 2018
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