blue waffle

the extremely horrifying and disgusting STD or vaginal infection, tinting it to a bluish colour. blue waffles are usually lumpy and blistered. NSFW

Adam: dude! Mariah had too much sex and got a blue waffle!
Mark: ugh dude! gross!

by bobbybobb June 18, 2010

blue waffle

do not ever google blue waffle you will die like fr you will never be able to use google again please just dont do it

ahhhhh. sees blue waffle* wtf did i just see

by holygrail2016 March 3, 2016

blue waffle

a vaginal infection caused by excessive violent penetration as well as bad personal hygiene. can also be caused by falling into dirty water, such as rivers

"Katie has a nasty blue waffle"

"Did you hear olivia has got a blue waffle now"

by John Smith1993 April 16, 2010

blue waffle

a disease that makes vaginas blue, big, and saggy

"dude I was about to go down on this girl when I saw she had a blue waffle!"

by imonlyanatom December 3, 2010

blue waffle

Something you REALLY SHOULD NOT GOOGLE! (for your own health)

Blue waffles look DISASTEROUS! NEVER EVER EVER GOOGLE THEM! IF YOU DO DONT LOOK AT THE IMAGES!!!!!!!

by green_girl9 March 9, 2016

blue waffle

an infectious diesease caused by nasty sexual intercourse

person 1:have you heard from lil joe?

Person 2: No! i heard he got the BLUE WAFFLE!

or...

Yo, we drinking tonight lil joe?
no, i got the blue waffle

by stephybaby June 27, 2011

blue waffle

it's just every guys dream.

www.bluewaffle.net

sex in between legs.

George: "Did you hear, my gf's got blue waffle"
Liam: "Lucky sod"

by ZF. August 13, 2010