Blomp

Blomp is that annoying substance you get after a hard day at either work/college/school etc...

It sits inside your ass crack, and smells soo bad it makes a nun cry.

Basically if you havent wiped properly, or just couldnt be arsed, you get BLOMP at the end of the day, when the remainder of the shit mixes with the natural sweat and begins BLOMP!

'Jesus christ, that was a hard day at work'
'Yea man, boss made us do a shit load of papers!'
'One sec, need the toilet'

*In Toilet*

'ARRR SHIT!!'
'What ISIT?!?!?'
'I GOT BLOMP MAN!!'

by James Bent January 13, 2008

Blomp

A blomp occurs when a woman's breasts (normally large) bounce against her body whilst walking/jumping.

"Her tits are massive! Everytime she gets up and walks it's just like blomp, blomp, blomp!"

by BJC96 February 25, 2014

Blomp

A Puerto Rican misspelling and mispronunciation of the word Blunt.

“Acho papi, pasame el blomp.”
“ Hey bro, pass the blunt.”

“Pol que a mi no me impolta y me voy a fumal este blomp, cabron!”

by ChevvChelios April 07, 2018

Blomp

A fist bump, performed in a half crouching position, where your arm passes between your legs

Ian and I just blomped, for the children!

by kwaussie_viking November 22, 2017

Blomp

blomp-
noun: dumbass
verb: fight; argue
adj: petty
blomp, blompy, blompedly

"The two school boys met at the gravel road to blomp."

by Stupid sluts January 07, 2017