Krek

A krek is a wrinkle on the arsehole

It is a profanity that is more severe than cunt; krekking cunt-flap being the most severe insult.
1: "my arse is really itchy"
2: "did you fully wipe your kreks?"

1: "I can't believe him he's such a cunt"
2: "he's worse than that, he's a krek"
by BJC96 August 08, 2013
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Blomp

A blomp occurs when a woman's breasts (normally large) bounce against her body whilst walking/jumping.
"Her tits are massive! Everytime she gets up and walks it's just like blomp, blomp, blomp!"
by BJC96 February 25, 2014
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