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Return to Blockland

Return to Blockland (or RTB) was a social network that Blocklanders could access in-game if they had the addon installed. It gave players the access to a chat room, a "friends" and "friends list" function, and a menu to install addons from the menu. I know that there is more that I am forgetting, but it has been more than a year since it was shut down.

It was shut down around February 6th, 2014.
There is however, a website that emulates the website edition, not the overlay. It is however, just the addon menu. I can't link it here, but you can still google it.
Guy 1: Dude, I just found this cool addon for Blockland!
Guy 2: Really? What is it?
Guy 1: It's called Return to Blockland, or something like that, just install it. It adds social features and a place to install addons.
Guy 2: Sounds cool, let's check it out!
by Jshotgun August 5, 2015
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blockpants

"Here I am, Lingus, for your party, blockpants!"
by Elwood Reuben October 7, 2003
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blocktard

A derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about "blockchain" and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.

Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".
I asked the blocktard at the dinner party to pass the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.
by torontobunglist January 26, 2018
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mobile blockade

Any variation of car(s), generally two or more, that all move the same damn speed in multiple lanes. Most often one of the drivers of a blockade vehicle is not paying attention and is in the passing lane, thus making it impossible for other cars to pass.

Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.

More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.
Jeremy: dude whatthefuck you driving so slow for? i gotta drop a dookie

Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.

Jeremy: fuck this shit, man
by rikki-bobbi November 4, 2009
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jonny buckland

The very amazing guitarist of Coldplay.
The one who wears the swagger hat.
His worst enemy is the sheep.
Chris Martin: look there's a sheep!
Jonny Buckland: RUN!
by DoctorFosterGloster42 July 3, 2014
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Baton Rouge Blockade

Sticking a bar of soap up your anus in the shower to prevent leakage.
My ass was leaking so I used the Baton Rouge Blockade to seal off my ass.
by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009
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cock blockade

when a group of a female's friends form a pact to protect thier friend from any male contact.
oh my god, look at that massive cock blockade around her!
by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005
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