blumkin

The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.

"Bitch get your ass in here and give me a blumkin!"

by Gary B January 12, 2005

blimpin

to get high; to smoke pot

dude we are so blimpin right now muahahahaha

by Jake Tessier April 1, 2007

eskimo hobo blumkin

To take a shit outside in the snow while recieving a blowjob

DUDE JESSICA TOTALLY GAVE ME AN ESKIMO HOBO BLUMKIN LAST NIGHT!

wow dude...that's fucking gross....

SHE ALSO SWALLOWED!!!

by rostaman6 March 10, 2010

slow blinking

When you are talking to someone and the only thing coming out of their mouth is complete utter bullshit and you find yourself so lost for words at their stupidity that all you can do is slowblink at them

Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are

Sally: last night at the club all these boys were staring at me,I think they all fancy me

Charlie: *slow blinking*

by Tacodelrey June 11, 2014

Blumkinuku

Getting a blow job while taking a shit and completing your Suduku. (For best results have the Suduku on a clip board resting on her head)

The suduku I was working on was too difficult so I decided to have my wife give me a blumkinuku while I figured it out.

by Bunny420 November 15, 2006

blinking pink

The state when a girl is close to giving it up. Sex will almost always follow. A derivative of blinking red.

"How was your night with Sarah." "I was so fucking close, she was blinking pink and everything."

"A real player has her blinking pink in less than five minutes."

by c.willi.m November 24, 2005

Top decker reverse kanga blumkin

Where a male shits in the tank of a toilet, whilst receiving a blowjob. From a female shitting in the reverse kanga position

Yesterday I walked in on Jayden and Rachel having a top decker reverse kanga blumkin

by Nicegary February 14, 2017