Bleu

If your names bleu I feel bad. You’ve definitely been bullied through our school about your name. Your pretty much a batty Man and your mum done you dirty ( fleur )

Person 1: what a batty man

Person 2: he’s called bleu
Person 1: I feel bad why did his mum do that to him

by My son is called red March 13, 2019

bleu

a person who never wants to see anyone succeed, if you are friends with bleu they will be jealous of anything you accomplish because bleu is so insecure you can smell it. We advise you don’t get involved with a bleu with the way they are, though there is faith they can be better because they are sometimes so kind and supportive. We all hope they grow up to be something better, and bleu will talk about you behind your back, and be a certified pessimist to the point that it is very annoying, we wish them luck.

“bleu is still mad at me for a 6th grade fight.”

“that’s how it is with bleu.”

by anonymous November 21, 2023

Bleu

She’s a wonder person she might not do well in school but she tries her hardest no matter what.She’s always the one girl in her dance class to say that she did indeed mess up when the teacher asks if everyone did it right.She hates her ex boyfriend but sometimes asks him for help when she needs it.She thinks about the people in her life and would sacrifice her own life for them even if she didn’t know fully trust that person she would even do it for her ex boyfriend. She love to put her feet on the guy last chair next her something on the guys side of his thigh but the guy never once complains about it.She likes him but could never let her heart break again after what her ex did to her. She cry’s herself to sleep wondering why he ever left her for they other and, what did she not have to the girl did have.Some for her old friends now call her Bluey like the dog show.

“Hey Bleu are you okay?”

“Hey, I’m fine.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes I’m sure. Now go have fun at you football game!”

by Bleu_thoughts414 December 6, 2023

bleu nuit

A soft core porn program that used to be on (maybe it still is) French-Canadian television, Saturday nights at 12am.

"Man, there was this 3 Muskateers porn on Bleu Nuit last night."

by DesPERRYado August 10, 2005

Bleu Balls

Bleu Balls (French for blue) is nearly intolerable pain for a man. This happens when his balls swell to a larger size because of the lack of sex, unfinished blowjobs, and just not ejaculating when he should. Also can be brought on by getting overly excited over just seeing, touching or anything a woman ( or man) of his desire and not releasing the pressure of sperm or achieving orgasm.

Possible Cure: masturbation, sex, cold show, swimming

Women could understand the pain if they reflected on how they feel when their monthly period starts.

"I went out with the hottest girl last night but after I got home I couldn't sleep because I had a case of the bleu balls."

"My girlfriend keeps giving me bleu balls because she won't give it up."

"Sometimes I'd rather have a kick in the nuts then bleu balls."

by SeaPilot June 28, 2009

bleu crocs

A phrase to define the subjects shoes when they are particularly old

Dang he’s got them bleu crocs. He needs some new ones.

by Rick Tobias November 13, 2020

Bleu by You Burger

A burger served with locally sourced bleu cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Bleu by You Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018