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blargtastic

Adj. Stems from the root word blarg, with blarg being derived from blah and argh. Blargtastic is used to indicate a state of frustration and/or hopelessness. It is often used sarcastically as a synonym to "awesome" or "well-done".
1. The "war" in Iraq is blargtastic.
2. That loss was a blargtastic display of physical imperfection.
by Siamara January 23, 2009
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Blargun

(noun) A word used for an object that you cannot be bothered to pronounce the name of, or are unwilling to say in front of present company.
1.) "Can you pass me that blargun so I can serve up the food?" (They gesture to the spaghetti comb)

or

2.) "The blarguns are in the bag on the desk." (There is a bag of sweets on the desk but the children will be excited if they hear the word 'sweets').
by Small fish October 1, 2012
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beargo

A "Beargo" is a merge of the words "beard" and "ego", and refers to a man whos beard and ego have become so closely intertwined that it's unclear where the beard ends and where the ego begins.

A Beargo is likely to have a dull personality, but for some reason appear to be popular and cool.

The Beargo is also not actually THAT attractive, but his beard makes him appear so, and he likely gets a lot of female attention.

The Beargo will be very protective of his beard. Jokes about shaving off his beard won't be recieved kindly, and he may use defensive, threatening behaviour in retaliation.

The Beargo will most likely be found in east London, in some hipster joint drinking craft beer and wearing a waistcoat. He has possibly got tattoos and / or peircings, and will tell you regularly how much better his taste of music is than yours.
"OMG, Geoffrey is like, so hot"
"Nah he's not that hot, he's just a beargo. If he had a shave he'd be like a 6/10. And he's a bit of a cunt too, to be honest."
by Milliejane May 30, 2016
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blarge

It's when two basketball referees fuck up. One official calls a block foul and another official calls a charge foul on the same play at the same time.
bl (block) arge (charge) = blarge
by JdOz28 August 12, 2006
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bleargh

An exclamation used to emphasize the state of being ready to shoot yourself in the ass twice out of boredom and the complete lack of motivation to complete any work.
by ljds July 12, 2008
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Blaarg

A word that can be used to try and confuse other people. Can be used as a question to add to the confusion. The most appropriate answer for the question is, of course, "Blaarg". Also, Blaarg can refer to the ancient race.
Blaarg?
Blaarg.

The prophecies of the Blaarg are coming true.
by Blaarginslahopovich July 10, 2003
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blargh

an exclamation indicating that one has absorbed or is
emitting a quantum of unhappiness
by jamesymobilio August 23, 2003
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