Bleach my eyes

When you see something or someone disturbing or unholy, you bleach you eyes

I just saw something unholy on Urban Dictionary.

Pass my some, I need to bleach my eyes

by * bleep* October 5, 2020

bleach

the beverage in which is usually consumed when listening to jacob sartorius' song 'sweatshirt', but the song is so bad you better hurry before it drinks itself.

"Hey, let's listen to Jacob's new song sweatshirt!"
"Sorry, I can't I've ran out of bleach."

by petrude02 June 26, 2016

eye bleach

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Here's some bleach

Another way to say "kill yourself"

Brentley: " Bro, I broke the bong."
Chard: "Here take this."
Brentley: "What's this?
Chard: "some bleach, kill yourself."

Here's some bleach

by Captainmeeks April 30, 2014

Clorox Bleach

something people drink or wash clothes with

Person A: "Fuck off, leafy is cancer"
Clorox Bleach: "Drink Me"

by 대한민국 August 16, 2016

bleach the kangaroo skull

to masturbate. phrase especially popular in Australia.

I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.

by Mr. Dyche March 28, 2009

drink bleach

-Drink Bleach - Essentially telling someone that you want them "fuck off" but in a more vile way of putting it.
-The phrase can also be used in a way that you would rather "Drink Bleach", than do something else that seems unpleasant.

Someone cusses you out. - A simple 2 word response might be "Drink Bleach". You are telling them that you want them to "fuck off" and die at the same time.

by Hermes Herms October 24, 2007