blaspheme

The name given to those bourne of the fashion gods.

Blaspheme was bourne when ye' gods of the old gave mankind fashion.

by Stefan Platz August 6, 2007

blasphelicious

A portmanteau of blasphemous and delicious.} Indicates something that makes fun of the idea of god in a manner that tickles the senses.

If Jesus were alive today, what would he think of telephone poles?

Ha, ha! I don't know, but that's blasphelicious!

by alonasfriend May 8, 2011

blasthole

A burning poop canal

Her blasthole exploded

by Kara and Tiffany January 26, 2004

Balephile

A male who has an almost homosexual fandom of Christian Bale. Frequently will refer to him as 'the man' and how he can never do anything wrong in movies or personal life, and anything he does do is 'frickin awesome'. Will only refer to him by his second name.

"Did you check out Bale on tv last night? Bale's the man, he's just so reliable."

"Dude, you are a total Balephile."

by yourverysilly May 11, 2009

Blasphlarious

To blaspheme in a hilarious manner; to make light of any religious custom, personage or doctrine (particularly those which are incoherent or ridiculous to secular audiences), for the purpose of jest; to find irony in violating and/or mocking religious dogmas.

Often misused in place of smitelarious, the equally hilarious divine results of blasphemy.

Man, having that rave in a church was blasphlarious.

by mallardwithacold February 11, 2010

blasphememe

A meme (a bit of visual internet wit) that might be considered sacrilegious (mocking or otherwise disrespectful of gods or holy things). An irreverently funny (or cleverly observational) internet image.

Did you see that picture of a Jesus statue captioned "Medusa: 1 Jesus: 0"? That is one goddamned funny blasphememe--emphasis on the goddamned.

Lol. Yeah. Check out the Big Lebowski's Jesus polishing his ball at the Last Supper. Sometimes the best blasphememe is an animated gif.

by joelmw September 26, 2018

Blasphemer

A person who chooses to desecrate any form of God (ideas of, images of, dedications to...). A person who lacks respect for God could be guilty of such title.

"Screw God, he's done nothing for me." -Blasphemer

by Davidiusm09 January 14, 2009