Blarke

When the girl/guy is taking a crap while giving head.

A blarke isThe girl is taking a crap whilst giving her man head

by Big and Smalls! May 31, 2011

Blark

Malgamation of the words Bleak and Dark insinuating soemthing so horrendous it is beyond description of the above words individually so they are used collectively

If you are really really broke. My finances are pretty Blark at the minute

by Nirps May 21, 2008

!BLARK!

a sound made to express frustration, anger, randomness, pride, joy, or any other appropriate emotion; also to be found in a noun (you blark!), verb (let's go blark!) and adjective (a blarking good time) form

BLARK! That was my last tomato!

by Suzanne July 11, 2006

Blarking

A god given gift to completely fuck someones day.

Holy shit, I just got blarked. My day is so blarked up now. Blarking has gotten outta control

by King Chad July 21, 2010

Blark

To go on and on and on in mindless babble to a friend who likes to pretend they are sympathizing.

God, I can't believe Travis puts up with all my blarking."

by Suzanne Redfield March 12, 2008

Blarks

Driving force (Fuel) to success, known for excellence, good decision making skills , resilient, good looks, courageous, all forms of energy.

I want to Blarks my way to the future, I believe in Blarks

by Big boss00 November 23, 2021

blarks

An expression of shittiness

also see: sucks, blows

This blarks up the ass

by Alissa July 1, 2005