bladding

Doing something stupid, crazy, and/or disgusting.

There are three rules to bladding.

1. You must bring someone who's never bladded before
2. Once you agree to go bladding, you can't back out. Bad things happen if you do.
3. You can't talk about bladding to anybody.

Guy1: Hey, what's bladding? I Googled it and nothing turned up.
Guy2: I can't tell you, it's secret. But if you want, you can go bladding with me and some other guys and you'll find out yourself.

by Formina Sage November 1, 2010

blad

Russian slang word for prostitute, cf. bitch. One of the most commonly used russian swearwords, also a generic expression of disdain (cf. shit).

Blad, you're so fscking stupid! (translated example)

by qwerty31472994 August 23, 2009

blad

affectionate term for friend. usually preceded by 'ayyyyyyyyy'

aaaaaaaay blad, waddup by bredrin

by Mobius February 4, 2004

Blad

A Word To Replace A Persons Name Or A Word You Can Call A Complete Stranger So You Communicate With Them, Blud/Blad/Blood Is Common In The UK (Often In London)

Customer : Hey Blad, How Much Are These 20p Crisps?

Dodgy Shopkeeper : 70p.

Customer : There You Go Blad.

by sahota4eva August 11, 2011

Blad

The female version of a simp.
B- bitch
L- lusting

A- after
D- dick
An example of a blad is Candace Flynn from Phineas and Ferb or Mabel from Gravity Falls.

Dipper from Gravity Falls was a simp.
Yeah, and his sister Mabel was a blad.

by nutella137 July 23, 2020

Blad

Also used by photographers meaning the camera brand "Hasselblad".

John: "I work with a Nikon."
Steve: "Oh really? I used to work with a Nikon but now I work with a blad."

by klideklide August 15, 2009

Blad

Normally used either by people taking the piss out of people who say 'blood' or someone who thinks its cool to say 'blad'

"Yes all my blads, how are my gangster g homies kicking it, yo?"

by Anonymous August 10, 2003