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Blacktooth

Slang for bluetooth device, derived from its popularity amongst the black community as the newest form of tacky, high-tech "bling". Insecure negroes who want to put on an air of importance wear them when not necessary (i.e. any time not spent driving), even when nobody calls them all day. When they do, however, they will talk loudly in public whilst flailing their limbs about to demonstrate the wonder of wireless technology and the money they spent avoiding child support payments.
"Leeroy should take off that blacktooth device; he looks like a tool and nobody is impressed."
by Chernorizets Hrabr June 23, 2008
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Blackpool

Cheap town, average wage is 10 grand a year. Kids are encouraged to drop out of school at 16, work on the prom selling 2 quid shoes and then retire at 21 and live on the dole, stabbing grannies for crack money.
Makes ghetto areas in London look like Vegas.
by Blackpool1988 July 1, 2004
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Blacktoast-Intolerant

A condition were burnt toast causes the tear ducts to explode and you cry.
I was eating toast when Blacktoast-Intolerant kicked in and I bawled bro.
by JMRILEY January 18, 2009
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Blackpool

The greatest place on earth.

The vegas of the UK
by Maximillian July 2, 2003
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Blackpool

Sea side resort in the uk. Known for it's lack of clean water in the sea which makes legs dissolve, and the big one (rollercoaster)
(1942) My family is so fortunatewe get to go to blackpool this year.

(Modern Day) My family is so poor, we have to go to blackpool this year.
by timmy o'toole August 1, 2003
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blacktops

Sparks plus. 7.0% ALC/VOL instead of 6.0% or 6.6%. Obvious because of their black tops instead of the normal orange.

The greatest drink ever, crack in can.
Damn they only have that nasty Tilt crap here, let's drive down the road to 7-11 and see if they have any blacktops.
by Jake June 18, 2006
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Blackpool Blowjob

A Blackpool Blowjob is a sexual act where before you cum the person who is giving you head bites off your dick whole.
Nae wains for him, he got a blackpool blowjob.
by BCTC September 1, 2021
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