bitched

Someone gets bitched when you shake their hand and say, "Bitch."

Person 1 and Person 2: *shakes hands*
Person 1: Bitch.
Person 2: Huh? Oh damn. I got bitched.

by technicoloursunshine June 30, 2007

bitched

Used to describe something that has been but into a perverted or bastardized form.

Protestantism is a bitched version of Christianity.

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

bitched

after dissing someone, shout 'bitched' rather than 'boyed'. Often used after 'yo mama' or 'like your face' jokes

1st person: your clothes are ugly
2nd person: yeah, like your face!
3rd person: ooo BITCHED!

by mercury123 December 6, 2011

bitched

Can mean many things, including when something is messed up, fucked up, or ugly.

It can also be used in a positive way, such as when something is brilliant, amazing, extraodinary, etc. Works well when describing movies and TV shows.

It's possible to use "bitched" in a negative-positive way, or in a compliment inside a diss. See examples.

Can be interchanged with biznatched, but not biotched, because that sounds retarded.

NEGATIVE EXAMPLE:
Your face is bitched. So was Snakes on a Plane.

POSITIVE EXAMPLE:
Dude -- that car is bitched! So was The Departed.

NEGATIVE-POSITIVE EXAMPLE:
You're mom was bitched in bed last night.

by Josh and Kat December 24, 2008

bitches is bitches is bitches

This saying does not have a specific deffinition but can be used whenever a bitch is bein a bitch. if shes doin somethin that pisses u off confuses u or just annoys the fuck out of u it works.

Mike- This bitch is fuckin playin games bro.

Danny- Bitches piss me off dawg but fuckit. Bitches is bitches is bitches

Mike- FUCK ya

by DPR-DG4L December 15, 2009

Bitches be Bitches

A phrase to describe a girl when she's doing what girls do, such as fucking with a guy's head.

Person 1: This bitch keeps talking to me, but I have no clue what she means.

Person 2: That happened to me too! Bitches Be Bitches!

by shottythebro June 13, 2012

bitch the bitch

Bitch the bitch is a phrase where you be a bigger cunt or "bitch" the someone who is being a "bitch" to you

Bitch says to you "your a fat toadfish" and you say back to the bitch being more of a bitch and say "we'll your a fat eel"

Bitch the bitch

by MrEinstein June 10, 2017