bitchdick

Someone who is both a dick and a bitch at the same time.

Dave is always a bitchdick one Fridays when he leaves before I get a chance to tell him he is working tomorrow.

by the-moyni May 24, 2009

bitchician

A magician who uses magic to annoy the fuck out of people!

"You that dude is such a Bitchician"

by TheMagicianEx March 7, 2017

bitchdick

a. an extremely small penis

b. an enlarged clitoris that resembles a penis

That girl locks the door when she changes so that noone will find out that she has a bitchdick.

by Brittany October 4, 2004

bitchchrist

v. To handle a situation in the worst manner possible; to fail terribly.

"Dude, you got us arrested. You bitchchristed it."

by B Dubs January 28, 2008

bitchbashing

When you are in a bad mood and frustrated you go bitchbashing which is nothing but beating whores up at night. After that you feel relaxed and go home in peace.

A: Damn, s.o. pissed me off at work.
B: Me, too. So, what's the plan for tonight?
A: I'm going to do some bitchbashing! Wanna join?
B: Hell yeah, let's beat those whores up real bad!

by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

bitchachi

A bitch-like person (typically a woman) that also exhibits a few traits of a classier person. A girl that reminds you of a run-of-the-mill hosebag that also will cook you dinner, clean your clothes, and laugh at your jokes. A lady with a lack of morals mixed in with occasional bouts of class.

That hoe made love to me and folded my laundry... whata bitchachi!

by The__Boss July 11, 2011

Bitchlights

1. The glare or look on a woman's face when you're getting bitched out.

2. A bitch's eyes.

"I looked her straight in the bitchlights... and walked away with my tail between my legs. FML."

by chatti bronor March 21, 2010