Bitchness

The level of bitch-like behavior involved in, or pertaining to, being someone's bitch.

My old lady's Bitchness level is really high because she knows she better be barefoot and in the kitchen fixing my dinner.

by Chauvinist February 21, 2011

Bitchnest

A bitchnest is a collection of girls, usually teenagers or young adults, who are rude and spiteful and all around bitchy. It can also apply to groups that have both girls and guys.

"High school is filled with self-centered girls. What a bitchnest."

"That clique is such a bitchnest."

by Minty Blue March 9, 2013

Bitchyness

A group of people talking about another person With bad intentions and negative comments

I don’t like her she is ugly, I don’t like him he is ugly, “ wow that is bitchyness”

by Jothorn February 7, 2019

none of your bitchness

It means it is not your business and it can also be used like no bitchness

Hey that is none of your bitchness

by James Has Da Truth September 4, 2014

the bitchness

A way of saying that someone or something is both bitching and the business at the same time. Similar to the tits.

"I just got a blowjob while playing Battletoads on the NES. It was the bitchness."

"Yeah, man, last night was the bitchness. I fucked Rachael on my crippled mom's hoverround."

"Baby, you're more than awesome. You're the bitchness."

by Stinger911 January 19, 2011

Psycho Bitchinesis

A womans inate ability to take a subject or idea and then through her voodoo magic, turn that subject/idea into something totally different. Many Men find problems with this when trying to converse with women or when trying to watch a good show on TV. When Psycho bitchinesis comes into affect; A talk about ones desired place to eat that night may turn into a talk about why the toilet seat was left up or why you didn't say "I Love you" Last night before you went to bed.

Man: Hey honey could you bring me a beer please?

Woman during Psycho Bitchinesis: Ok Walter but first off, Why the hell haven't you sent my mother a thank you card for last years christmas present. You know what your a lazy bastard, and if you leave that toilet seat up one more time I might actually stab you while you sleep!

Man (terrified beyond comprehension): Ummmm......I Love You????? Do you want my Credit card???

by Skybo67 October 12, 2009

Bitchness

An attractive female, with a bad attitude.

A woman who goes out of her way to be a bitch, yet is still generally attractive to you.

Kelly is gorgeous, but I could never fuck her because she's always such a bitchness.

Hey! What's up Bitchness.

Miss Gliamas is so hot, it's a shame she's always such a bitchness.

When she stops being a bitchness I will consider her for a relationship.

by Nicsin December 28, 2008