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The act of cumming on a girl's face after a blowjob, then punching her and smearing the blood and semen together.
That bitch was using her teeth, so I pulled out and gave her a Bismark.
Bismark by absolute-last December 18, 2002
A battleship, or that German dude with a pointy hat.
Uh oh run from the Bismark!
bismark by dehidral767 August 11, 2005
after having sex with a girl, you come in her eye, then punch her in that eye, and then hit the eye with your dick
bismark by Anonymous March 16, 2003
A biographical/geographical name that apparently very few people here can spell right. "Bismarck" is also a name of the German battleship that was sunk, what a pity.
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bismark by Ottoman Turk October 2, 2005

danish bismark 

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and he pulls out and cums on the upper lip and then punches her in the nose breaking it causing it to bleed into the cum, the guy then takes his penis and mixes it up.
Brandon: Did you hear Alex gave Super Hoe a Danish Bismark!?!
Shane: What really no way!!?!
Alex: Ya it was great Super Hoe loves receiving a Danish Bismark!
danish bismark by Wardgy January 6, 2017

Bombing the Bismark

To drop dirty bombs on a imaginary ship in the toilet bowl.
To defecate.
"This Crohn's is murder, I've had to bomb the Bismark 3 times this morning."
or
Tim: "Where are you going Tom?"
Tom: "Bombing the Bismark, that bran has gone right through me!"
Bombing the Bismark by V3gas4ce September 2, 2009