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birdseye lowdown

the essential facts, the straight dope.

Cut to the chase means what's the bottom line or conclusion.

"What's the birdseye lowdown?" is similar but also involves the key details.
Here's the birdseye lowdown on the Vig ...
by mandingoe September 22, 2004
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Bardsley

Bardsley is the ultimate pussy slayer. Watch out because he will steal your girl and eat her out for hours. all the girls want Bardsley's goods if you know what I mean. Bardsley has a unique sense of style that says "i will fuck your girl for hours WHILE her parents are home". Bardsley is also very good at academics, he excels in all subjects as well as his favorite hobby: pussy eating. Another activity a Bardsley loves is mountain biking. He whips around the trails riding his bike like he rides your mom with his 10 inch shlong. Watch out for my guy Bardlsey because he is one machine of a man, and a good guy too!
That Bardsley guy made my girlfriend walk funny! >:(

I wish Bardsley would give me his signature tongue tornado.
by yeahbroo May 16, 2017
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Captain Birdseye

"Look out here comes Captain Birdseye!"

"Why do you call her Captain Birdseye?"

"Coz she's got fish fingers".
by poosnackadoo June 18, 2013
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Captain Birdseye

by MeAd November 3, 2003
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Captain Birdseye

by Anonymous October 23, 2003
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Birdseye Boobage

When sitting in a high place looking down on girls + seeing right down their tops
Person 1 sitting on the window sil in the 6th Form Block watching girl walking up the steps below:

person 1: "Check out the boobage on that"
person 2: "Thats Birdseye Boobage for you"
by Kinkish Pink October 1, 2005
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Captain Birdseye`s Cock

Descriptive word for something very salty
Fuck me don`t eat any more of Mum`s stew, its as salty as Captain Birdseye`s cock
by kendohmassif January 6, 2006
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