featherless biped

A human being, as said by Plato, until Diogenes "persuaded" him into changing it to a featherless biped with broad, flat nails.

Plato said that a human was a featherless biped.
In response, Diogenes plucked a chicken and gave it to Plato, saying "Here is Plato's man!"
Plato then changed it to featherless biped with broad, flat nails

by Mr. Some1one October 27, 2020

Bipe-Rebarded

A way of saying "you're type retarded." Meaning you are a fucking retard.

"You're Bipe-Rebarded, you'really Bipe-Rebarded bitch!

by Person guy person April 20, 2018

bipedal

One who uses two legs for locomotion. People, big foot, ext...

"Come over"
"I don't have a ride"
"Nigga you better get your bipedal on"

by dilligaf0627 April 17, 2015

Bipedal

A creature that walks on their two back feet/paws!

Question? : hey is that animal bipedal?
Answerer! : i think so, it IS on 2 feet after all!

by MyTumblrIsAsk-Sky-Rimedy March 27, 2016

bipedal

Eating a girl out while she is standing, typically while the other person is on their knees

Did you eat her out?
Oh yea, I gave her the ol' bipedal

by PutYourNeckIntoIt December 6, 2016

bipedal penis

A human male whose entire existence is embodied in the visage of an actual walking penis.

The whole of the boardroom were overtaken by the appearance of a bipedal penis attempting to justify the necessity for whack shacks wherein every male employee could rub one out as needed.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

bipedal sentient flesh sack

Bipedal sentient flesh sack (sometimes the sentient part is removed) is another way to say human because humans are bipedal animals that have sentience and are covered with flesh

Guy 1:Humans are terrible ama

Guy 2:You mean bipedal sentient flesh Sacks?

by Urbdicdayismay23 May 5, 2024