Balkans

A region in Southeast Europe where everyone hates each other.

Greece hates turkey and vice versa

Serbia hates turkey and vice versa
Greece hates Albania

Greece hates skopia and vice versa
Serbia hates Croatia and vice versa
Bulgaria hates turkey and vice versa
No one likes Slovenia and no one considers it Balkan.

Those Balkans are fucking crazy

by not a guy named Andreas December 14, 2019

balkanigga

White people from the Balkan. Usually barbers or car mechanics in their home country. Others move to Germany or some Scandinavian country. They have abusive parents and minimally 23 cousins. Balkanigga politicians are war criminals. Balkaniggas hate each other , but they team up on the Turkish.

Jon: Why is your face all messed up?
Paul: Some balkaniggas beat me up and stole my cevapi.

by BrunoRuno December 22, 2019

bilal

Bilal is the name of the first Muslim African to go and spread the word of Allah and the Koran to Africa

Bilal was a good man.

by Shane December 11, 2004

Balkaran

Brave ruler, mighty king

Balkaran is a brave and great-hearted guy. He has a great leadership quality.

by Blkrnmanu February 19, 2020

Belka did nothing wrong

A versatile sentence that can be used to shut Osean kids up when they start going on about how bad Belka supposedly is for ALLEGEDLY nuking itself and also to denounce OBC as a fake and biased news station whose only goal is to vilify Belka.

Osean Virgin: "I mean Belka did nuke itself killing 12.000+ people..."
Proud Glorious Chad Belkan: "Shut up Osean trashcan, Belka did nothing wrong, I won't be corrupted by your lies!"

by bIRBMAN May 29, 2021

Bikal

Sexy, humorous , blonde girls luv him . Most the time Asian .

*Bikal hangs out with blonde girls*

by Adjelepong October 17, 2019

BalkanMania

A gang of people with a Slavic descent (Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Bulgaria), but Romania and Greece can also be included because of the shared culture.

Any Balkan person who is friends with another Balkan person creates their own BalkanMania to show the western people that we are in charge of the best and happiest population in the world, because capitalism is not the key of happiness. Rakija, Ćevape, the sound of accordion music and partying daily with joyful people actually are.

'Bro, I don't need such friends like yours. I have my own BalkanMania with whom I can eat and drink the whole night in the back seat of the yugo car with blasting old music from forty years ago.'

'BalkanMania? Sounds like a TV-show.'

'Yeah, there should be one for keeping up with the Balkans.'

by MemberOfABalkanMania January 27, 2021