birthday

a day to celebrate that you havent died in in the last year

"its my birthday!"
"Whoopdy fucking doo"

by CorrodedBeing December 23, 2004

birthday

the day signifying that you're another year closer to your eventual and innevitable decay.

Fuck, its my birthday.

by yournamecantbeblank February 25, 2009

birthday

the one time of year when all the random kids from 8th grade feel like they should post on your wall because they'll be a good person. in reality, no one gives a shit.

Jane Doe posted on your wall "happy birthday (;"

your reaction: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

by justadumbhuman September 3, 2012

Birthday

The one day a year when your Facebook notifications rocket and your wall gets filled with other people's posts.

Ted Jones
Happy Birthday!
Like · See friendship · 2 hours ago

by SerJ1000 October 26, 2011

birthday

Something not celecrated by Jehovah's Witnesses.

Happy birthday, Ron!

by Rodney Basil January 17, 2004

birthday

the day nine months after the condom broke

happy birthday Alex

by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

birthday

Anniversay of one's birth.

On my birthday my boss took a bouquet of red roses and he hit me over the with it, lol.

by Saints November 2, 2003