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The Beets

The best band ever to spring fully formed from a cartoon. More famous songs include "Killer Tofu", "I need more allowance" and "Shout your gums out".
loser: "Damnit man! I tried to get tickets for The Beets, but they were all sold out!"
loyal fan: "You are a fool."
by killerqueen May 3, 2005
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Love Beets

The male gonads. Testicles aching to release a nut.
Sonja sucked the hell out of my love beets last night. My balls are sore.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
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bevetting

To attempt to argue by spouting inane, indefensible opinions, backed by quotations that are either presented out of context, or have no real bearing on the argument at hand. For origins, see bevets.
"I don't know what annoyed me more, his quote jizzing, or the general degree to which he was bevetting."
by Farkers and Farkettes September 8, 2005
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bevet

Derived from a particularly zealous user on fark.com. In general use can be used to refer to most general fanatics and fanboys.
by mike b October 18, 2003
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bevetate

drinking many many beverages (Booze r Beer r both) among friends while chillin, eventually spilling into a drunken state.
Bro 1 to Bro 2: Yo grab some gin.
Bro 1 to Bro 3: Yo grab some womens
Bro 1 to all: We'all gonna bevetate tonight
by Czarbo November 13, 2007
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beveteur

bev-e-teur

Noun:
A professional, educated, and sophisticated drinker. While not alcohol-specific, it is commonly understood to refer to connoisseurs of wine, beer, and spirits.

Alternative spelling: beveteuress (f.)
Let Annie choose the wine, she's the real beveteur
by beveteuress February 27, 2010
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The Beets'

That Brittish band from the Doug Funny Show(cleverly titled Doug where they sing stupid songs that get stuck in your head.

The Beets' were the most popular band on the show and were adored by Doug, Skeeter, and Patty.
The Beets' song #1:
"I need more allowance!"
"Yodelllayheeeehoooooooo."
"Why?!"
"Because I do!"

Little girls Doug and Skeeter: "Ahhhhhh!!!!!! The Beets'!!!!"

The Beets' song #2:
"A-eeeeee-ooooooooo Killer Tofu!"
"Oooooooo-eeeeeeeee-ooooooooo Killer Tofu!"

Little girl Patti wets her pants.
by Shaunn L. May 6, 2009
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