A server-level Internet filtering service used by many public schools, which blocks out adult content, email access, personal webmastering accounts, and anything that is construed to be "fun." It's basically "censorship," any way you look at it.
Unfortunately, access to educational materials is blocked, due to technicalities.
For example, one would be hard-pressed to pull up the text of "Romeo and Juliet," because there is a line that says "Sleep dwell upon thine eyes, peace in thy breast!"
Of course, Romeo is referring to the heart, and not the female breast, in this sense; but the filtering program does not understand that.
Unfortunately, access to educational materials is blocked, due to technicalities.
For example, one would be hard-pressed to pull up the text of "Romeo and Juliet," because there is a line that says "Sleep dwell upon thine eyes, peace in thy breast!"
Of course, Romeo is referring to the heart, and not the female breast, in this sense; but the filtering program does not understand that.
Eventually, students will be presented with a "Bess Can't Go There" screen, whenever they try to access ANYTHING online.
by Jason L. April 15, 2005
by LateratoR May 22, 2017
Bess is the most pure hearted person you will ever meet. She puts her self down and puts everyone else on a pedestal even though she is worth so much love. Bess will go out of her way to make you day the slightest bit better. Not only is she caring but she is also a sexy piece of ass!
by Bess lover January 30, 2018
Smoking hot, likes to ride horses and ostriches, outgoing, dreamy eyes, life of the party, occasional bitchiness, thoughtful, a big booty.
by Reggie6789 March 10, 2017
by Dig_Bic_MemeGod April 06, 2019
person 1 :are you going to the party with us
bess 2 : yes i am going to the party
the evening of the party
person 1 : are you coming
bess : no i don't feel like going anymore.
bess 2 : yes i am going to the party
the evening of the party
person 1 : are you coming
bess : no i don't feel like going anymore.
by venomite April 24, 2019