King Bernard

to either masturbate or have an orgasm so intense it makes you go temporarily blind. The name is based off of a 9th century Italian king who plotted against Emperor Louis the Pious. Having been caught, he was punished by being forcefully blinded.

"Oh my god I was fooling around with a guy in bed and he King Bernard me for a whole hour."

by Entorwellian September 16, 2009

Bernardita

Bernardita is a really nice and sweet girl. She cares for her loved ones and will kill for them. She is very brave and strong like a bear.

-Dude Bernardita is so nice!
-Ikr!

by lilah p. September 12, 2020

Bernard

A tall, dark, handsome guy that is strong and brave as a bear. He always makes you laugh, and have a nice personality. He’s pretty much a humbled guy. He’s nice, friendly, cool, unique and a smart person. But usually not too focus at having friends.

Bernard is handsome. The realest person you will know.

by PeaceMakerFlies July 14, 2019

bearded bagpipes

A slang term for a set of hairy testicles.

"She played amazing grace on my bearded bagpipes all night."

"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."

"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."

by brBling April 18, 2009

bearded clamshell

An Australian term for vagina

Oi Show us your bearded clamshell

by mt1 June 29, 2006

Bernadette

Smart and loving girls. All Bernadettes are loyal and honest and will never do anything wrong to you unless you deserve it. They tend to love people whose names start with 'C' 'K' and 'J'. They will stick by your side and fuck up anyone who crosses you.

'Man Bernadette was so perfect, i miss that hoe'
'I crossed Bernadette's man and she f*cked me up'

by Skrt kapow esketit March 16, 2019

Bearded Clam

A 1970s era erotic novel term for a vagina.

Her bearded clam wept.

by Dragonlady58 December 10, 2020