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lies below his stomach

This is a correction of an old saying; the way to a man's heart actually lies BELOW his stomach. Good sex is more important in attracting men than cooking.
Susie, your mom was a few inches off. The way to a man's heart is actually lies below his stomach, his dick!
by I, Wreckerrr January 10, 2017
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bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)
"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"
by anonymous April 23, 2023
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this blows

used when you are in a sucky, boring, or simply not fun situation
person 1: this party sucks
person 2: yeah this blows
by jonasislove24 October 14, 2008
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far she blows

What a pirate or a sail man would say when something extreme happened.
yaarg, FAR SHE BLOWS.

or

"Katie Fahrer show blows!"
by The Guacamole Kid March 26, 2008
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the person below is hella gay

this is a dangerous weapon. anyone got in its proximity (below) is hella gay(only way to deflect hella is reverse card or anti-hella gay shields)
Gru: the person below is hella gay
Boi: wut
Boi: oh shit
by AlexaPlayDespacito2 September 7, 2018
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blowsha

Getting a Blowjob in a body of water such as a pool, hot tub, lake, river, pond, puddle, sea, or ocean.
Did you hear derek got a blowsha in Lake erie.
by number1Stunner July 1, 2010
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Belowjob

The act of stealthily performing oral sex underneath the desk of your boss, coworker or president.
Now if you want this job sweetheart you'll get under my desk and show me a proper belowjob.
by Ranchgirls October 14, 2020
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