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Belgian Snorkeler

A girl with a mohawk, who after you finished having sex with her and you drop a deuce, she lets you use her mohawk to wipe it up
Becky, oh my god, a good blowjob, but what a great belgian snorkeler
by AXMQ March 2, 2007
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Belgian Sneeze

A fart which causes particles of watery shit, anal mucus or diarrhea (collectively known as FECAL DEBRIS) to be expelled unexpectedly from the anus.

Similar to a Dutch Cough but with more 'body'.

A partial act of following through, usually signifying an upset tummy!
I was in my office and I needed to fart so I checked the coast was clear and let rip. Just my luck, it was a sneaky Belgian Sneeze and I spent the rest of the day with a shit-map of Africa in the back of my pants!
by Craig in the Hat September 9, 2009
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Belgian Solitaire

The act of masturbating with a waffle, using syrup as lubricant
by LordDingleberry May 10, 2010
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belgian sugar balls

The act of dipping one's balls in molten sugar in the same fashion as a candy apple, and then proceeding to have their partner lick, suck, or bite off the sugar layer. Can also be used as a form of hair removal for the balls.
Bobby knew Jenna had a sweet tooth, so he gave her belgian sugar balls
by Anal Spork January 20, 2021
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Belgian Salad Bowl

Taking lettuce, and other salad ingredients put them on a chicks ass, then cover you're penis with Thousand Island and fuck her until it's like a salad
This morning I saw lettuce in bob's room, I think him and Devlin did a Belgian Salad Bowl last night.
by Psuedoynm May 6, 2011
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Belgian side eye

Where a Belgian disapproves of an action or thing but doesn’t have the balls to say something to you, just gives a slightly discontentful sideways look.
I just received a Belgian side eye because I’m wearing flip flops in October.
by LdDarkHelmet November 3, 2018
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Belgian Steamer

The act of defecating on a womans face while she is sleeping, and then adding whipped cream, hot fudge, and a cherry on top.
Jack gave Jill the messiest Belgian Steamer I have ever seen.
by sunday lover May 19, 2006
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