Boring ass town in Maryland where the highlight is Harford Mall which is the smallest piece of shit mall I've ever seen. Kids drive around all day pretending to have somewhere to go and occassionally hang out in a parking lot and talk about their cars with loud mufflers. The girls are snobby sluts who start having sex at 13. Everyone has had atleast 1 STD that they all get from the same person. Everyone is an alcoholic because there's nothing else to do and most white kids think they're black.
by secret agent man March 31, 2005
Get the bel airmug. Bel Air, the nice way of saying bored ass place to live, surrondings include: Gothic clicks, crown, small house parties, clever rural roads, and a whole bunch of tree. Beer is our substitute for pleasure, but the consuming of alcohol usually waits till the weekend, for the weekdays, well we like to go on extensive burn rides for 3 hours so we dont go home bloodshot. But the biggest thing about bel air that everyone knows, its all about your friends, without your certain group of friends your life is extinct. Other than that, just a whole lotta pot smoking and a whole lotta lovin, given out by me to all the hot ladies in the district......and blaze mad blunts, hell im not even from bel air, im from abingdon, and for those of you who dont know where abingdon is, dont look, we already dont like you
by iloveyourballs May 13, 2005
Get the bel airmug. Probably one of the most boring and gayest places you could be.Yes there is alot of weed.AND A WHOLE LOTTA POT!Trashy white girls are another common sight as well as white crakah's who think they are ghetto.HEre's the skinny, when you move to Bel-Air all your 'ghettoness' is gone and you become a Bel-Arian.NO, not everybody is rich but there sure as Hell are those rich bastards thta do live around here.So for all you people who think your town sucks then wait until you come to Bel Air.Bel airian
Bel Airian-"Yooooo sup nigga!"
Bel Air Crakuh-"Yo only black people can say nigga dawg!"
Bel Airian-"I got pot!"
Bel Air Crakah-"Yeah bitch!"
Bel Air Crakuh-"Yo only black people can say nigga dawg!"
Bel Airian-"I got pot!"
Bel Air Crakah-"Yeah bitch!"
by MeHomes October 17, 2006
Get the bel airmug. "Bel Air," when used as a verb, means to copy a story that another person has posted to the Internet and replace the last half with the lyrics to "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," starting with the line where my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, naw, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and said to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
by AstroMan October 19, 2006
Get the Bel Airmug. hooking a reader on to a particular story then replacing the climactic part with lyrics from the "fresh prince of bel-air" theme song.
She slowly unzipped her dress, as my throbbing hardon grew larger, she gently carressed it and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. you've been bel aired.
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. you've been bel aired.
by 564508441 March 22, 2008
Get the bel airedmug. To begin a story, often in an online message board, but to have it fade into the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
by Promethean Sky April 23, 2007
Get the bel-airmug. In west Philadelphia
born and raised
on the playground is where I spent
most of my days
chilling out, maxing
and relaxing all cool
and all shooting some b-ball
outside of school
when a couple of guys
they were up to no good
started making trouble in our neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said your moving
in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
born and raised
on the playground is where I spent
most of my days
chilling out, maxing
and relaxing all cool
and all shooting some b-ball
outside of school
when a couple of guys
they were up to no good
started making trouble in our neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said your moving
in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
by selfi April 18, 2005
Get the Bel Airmug.