Kenenisa Bekele

22 year old Ethiopian distance running sensation. Bekele has won the World Cross Country Championships' short course (4k) and the long course (12k) together in the last three years. Previously, this had never been done at all, let alone by someone so young. Bekele proved himself on the track at the 2003 World Championships by winning the 10k. In 2004, within a period of 8 days, he eclipsed his fellow countryman Haile Gebrselassie's 5k and 10k records by approximately 2 seconds each. In both races he had no one to challenge him, and the rabbits did not do their job properly, so it is generally assumed that he will continue to lower his own world record. He recently won the Olympic gold medal in the 10k in olympic record time (27:05). He was so dominant that he ran the last lap in 53 seconds and said "It was no problem for me" after the race. He is the favorite in the upcoming 5k Olympic Final which will be one of the most competitive distance races of all time featuring Bekele, 20 year old Ethiopian prodigy Sileshi Sihine who won silver in the Olympic 10k, world champion Kenyan Eliud Kipchoge and world runner-up at 5k and world champ at 1500 from Morocco Hicham El Guerrouj. If Bekele wins, he will be the first to complete the 5k and 10k double since Miruts Yifter, also from Ethiopia, in 1980.

Height: ~5'4
Weight: ~120 lbs.
Date of Birth: June 13, 1982
Place of Birth: Bekoji, Arsi Province (Ethiopia)
5k PR: 12:37.35 (World Record)
10k PR: 26:20.31 (World Record)

Jose Contreras: Haile Gebrselassie may be the greatest distance runner of all time with 17 world records.
Bruce Lee: ya but Kenenisa Bekele will be the greatest of all time eventually... he has the versatility of Geb on the track, but what sets him apart is his success in cross country as well, which Geb never had.

by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004

Volcano Bakemeat

In the video walkthrough of Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal made famous by popular YouTubers DeliciousCinnamon, the player's mother's oven is called, or is used for cooking a delicacy known as Volcano Bakemeat. The original translation from the actual Pokemon Crystal is "Cinnabar Volcano Burger". The recipie for Volcano Bakemeat is a mystery, as is Kuang Steak, however it is rumoured that steak, bean and chedr are key ingredients. It is not advised to use pizza or jelly in the cooking process, as that would be considered trashy.

A ADEPT ARRANGING

FOR MOTHER
VOLCANO BAKEMEAT

by Sofiz Jackson June 21, 2011

Beemer Bitch

a hot sexy bitch who drives a beemer.

Everyone stops and stares when the beemer bitch drives by.

by DSmf September 10, 2007

Float like a Cadillac, Sting like a beemer

Famous catchphrase from the 2006 film Cars. This sentence is pronounced by the main character of the film Lightning McQueen many times during the film, to kinda hype himself up.

*mcqueen does an epic drift on the dirty section of the track*
Hudson Hornet: Float like a Cadillac
Lighning McQueen: Sting like a beemer!
(float like a cadillac, sting like a beemer)

by wetpenis90210 May 9, 2021

Beem Beem Lmao

The act of pranking an orphanage with mustard gas.

Guy 1 - "Beem Beem Lmao"

Guy 2 - *Slowly dialing 911*

by MemeBuster3641 October 16, 2020

Behemoth

Behemoth something very large or of great size and strength. Behemoth is commonly associated with a very large and powerful creature.

In the book of Job Chapter 40 of the bible God refers to the Behemoth as a great creature of the land with unsurpassed strength and size.

by Kevin Monroe February 8, 2004

beemer

Name for a motorcycle by the manufacturer BMW.
Often confused with bimmer, what is the name for cars by the same manufacturer.

The BMW R 1200 C is a beemer.

by Rasputin da basemachine August 26, 2004