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people's megaphone

An activity performed by a crowd in which the crowd repeats all the words of a single speaker giving a speech. Invented to circumvent rules against electronic means of amplification of anyone's voice in certain public areas during protests. Although suitably disconcerting and emotional, pretty much useless for any actual communication.
Although Michael Moore made effective use of the people's megaphone, the fact remains that he is a douchebag.
by Spaceboot1 October 21, 2011
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megaphone

Besides the well-known term used for the description of something that amplifies people's voices (or grunts) with the intent mainly being on annoying everyone in a 1 mile radius.

To the same effect, a megaphone is also a person that thinks the person on the receiving end of the phone conversation must be deaf, or they are at a rave, so their voice must overcome all other noises. No matter what, their grating utterances find their way into your brain, often causing it to melt completely, or if you are lucky, cause your cells to spontaneously combust. If you are not lucky, then you are left alive, and must live with these people until you are so old that you do go deaf, or fall down a stairwell and (due to the immense friction created), spontaneously combust.

You will know these "megaphones" when you see them, as they talk rather loudly (even when off the phone), and often resemble small useless animals. Like poodles. They are mainly self-important individuals that think they are the sole creator of the universe, and of course, their opinions are fact, up is down, and left is actually right.

I have a sneaking suspicion these devils are somehow connected with the big brother.

There is no cure, short of eliminating all said individuals, and or taking out their vocal cords (or tongue).
"Oh crap, I just got done talking to a megaphone, and I think she blew my zarking eardrums out! aieeee!"
by Hans le Noir December 23, 2005
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Anal megaphone

A person with an annoying voice combined with a loud volume, shitty personality and shitty views.
Fuck Ke$ha sounds like an anal megaphone.
by Mao76 July 17, 2010
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Negaphone

A device that functions similar to a megaphone, but outputs only negative sentences.
"SAVE THE WHALES" said a protester accidentally using a negaphone. "FUCK THAT BLACK CUNT" is what the audience heard.
by backotruck December 7, 2016
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Begathon

Repeatedly asking for sex in a pleading manner and being rejected.
My girlfriend wouldn't give me any snatch and I was super horny, so I proceeded into a begathon. " Please bitch, please give me some pooter!"
by Amawee May 31, 2018
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Yo what’s up it’s ya boy young megaphone

“Yo what’s up it’s ya boy young megaphone” is another way of saying hi but for cringey people that are addicted to TikTok (me)
“Yo what’s up it’s ya boy young megaphone how a are you today”
by Tik tok addiction 101 September 6, 2019
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Bedphones

My fucking cleaning lady moved my bedphones from my bed to my desk and it took me for fucking ever to find them
by Cruiiise November 8, 2012
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