Bedphones

Headphones you only wear in bed

My fucking cleaning lady moved my bedphones from my bed to my desk and it took me for fucking ever to find them

by Cruiiise November 8, 2012

Beerphones

The effect of beer or any other alcoholic beverage to slow down brain fuction enough to convince a person that the song they are listening to (initially condidered to be crap) is actually moderately enjoyable. The effects usually continue to progress further by the person becoming convinced they can dance to the music, and thus finally resulting in the consumer screaming out onto the dance floor and expressing in a drunken slurr that... "Dude, this song F*$5KING ROCKS!"

Cousin to the beergoggles

After having a few drinks, JR began tapping his foot to the musical catastrophe of Pittsburgh Slim. The beerphones had just set in.

by Barb E. January 13, 2008

Beephoneingoramous

When you're chatting away to your best friend and she suddenly whips out her phone and starts to message other people and says the words she's typing while at the same ignoring everything you are saying to her!

You just Beephoneingoramoused me there, didn't you?

by BrowtonBob April 28, 2022