by Dont look back in anger October 30, 2004
1. Were you drunk last night bob? I was absolutely Beetled!!
2. What happened to you last night Dave? i went back to my bit and Beetled that wee bird i was chattin up!
2. What happened to you last night Dave? i went back to my bit and Beetled that wee bird i was chattin up!
by Jabberjaw07 October 18, 2007
The Beetle is a condition in which a beetle is constantly crawling on your scrotum. You are unable to kill or move the beetle, only enjoy it’s feel upon your godforsaken satchel. Every 9 months the beetle bites your sack and disappears, leaving it infected for 2 months. You are beetle and infection free for only one month per year.
“Hey Nathan, would you rather lose one arm and one leg or have The Beetle!?”
“Oh… For sure The Beetle!!!”
“Oh… For sure The Beetle!!!”
by RancidNigger November 25, 2021
The Beetles
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 01, 2023
A heavily armoured insect with enourmous pincers that can snap small trees in half, e.g. the Stag Beetle, known for its beautiful and incredibly strong pincers which on the male is use to battle other males for a mate
by Cleany May 14, 2004
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